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If championship gain

were on the line,

what would you do?

Cry, Pray, or Eat

Oyster stew?

If a big red ace

would not pitch – Stares at his shoes,

What would you do?

Weep, Hope, or Slurp

Oyster stew?

When the score is one down

and Slugger drops

his Crown,

Here’s what I’d do –

Not Sob, not Throb –

But instead…

Gobble up Oyster Stew!!


By Frederick John // Artist / Vendor