The Diamond ne’er glistened
so intensely,
As Bryce, Anthony and Wilmer,
House, Pedro and Michael A,
Took to city Field
With brustling bats!
This is “where it’s at.”
Let’s resurge good Nats,
Our newly minted manager— Spotting bright red
Like a teasing Tanager
Shall wield the bom tornado
Of Baseball Justice.
Upon De Gran,
and “Thor,” and Reyes.
The usurper will not soon forget
Shining blades humiliating him
For multiple months, weeks
And so many painful days!