Turtle and Monkey were sitting under a tree.
Turtle: I’ve never tasted a banana before. ‘Cause you know I can’t get up in that tree!
Monkey jumped up the tree and climbed down in the blink of an eye, extending a banana to Turtle.
Turtle: For me? Just like that?!
Monkey: No. I want all of your wisdom, knowledge and experiences in exchange for this banana.
Turtle: Let me get this straight. All I have to do is give you my wisdom, knowledge and experience… and you’ll let me taste that banana?
Monkey: That’s it!
Turtle: But why would you want those anyway?
Monkey: You know how to survive in the ocean. You know how to survive on land. And you outlive almost all the other creatures.
Turtle: …And you’ll let me taste that banana?
Monkey: You bet.
Turtle slowly turned around and began crawling away. Turtle stopped to look back one last time.
Turtle: You’re trying to make a monkey outta me!