A black cellphone sits face down on a black surface
Photo by Lorenzo Rui on Unsplash

Cell phone bandit, you took my contacts.
How do you expect me to get my memories back?
Get your weight up to get your own phone.
Stop stealing people’s cell phones and leave mine alone.
Thou shall not steal, it’s in the Bible.
It’s no honor among thieves in this world, it’s about survival
I’m not gonna house a thief, you’ll be left alone,
So homeless you be and in the streets you shall roam.
Your guilt by association to hang with that thief,
Walk around D.C. streets and be labeled as a creep.
So just remember, Pwezzy Village told you, believe
Is no honor among you thieves