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Why do they stink? 

It’s the worst smell like my soaking wet mink. 

No home to wash their a**. 

I’m sick of them stinking. 

Everyone can smell, 

So why can’t they tell? 

Of their stinking smell.  

Ask me and I’ll tell, 

Of a man,  

Who can clean you up from inside, 

Then on the outside, in a hurry 

So you can bury, 

That stinking smell.