Small Plate

So the waitress suggests a small plate?
What! She must think I just ate
No, I want some pork chops, collards, mashed potatoes
and a nice portion of macaroni and cheese
Then she suggested I can share, please!
I don’t get it, it’s sweeping the nation
People obsessed with this small plate fascination
Small plates are for small minds
and small bank accounts
I know this to be true on all counts
You may say that I’m a trip
but how would the waitress feel
If I suggested to her a small tip?