They want to sleep out in the rain.
I don’t have to be out in the rain.
However, it’s good to have an umbrella
with a handle shaped like a candy cane.
What a better grip having an umbrella like this,
if you must live out in the rain.
I’m thankful to my God
I don’t have to live outside when it rains.
And yes, I have an umbrella with a handle shaped like a candy cane,
But I, only I, really know my best grip.