Please mister please
Does anyone here speak maskese
Trying to make sense of what she said
Everytime I ask I get so afraid
I thought I heard “A wonderful horse’s”
Which was translated to
“I want a divorce”
You see, I’m not wearing a mask and she is
If she prefers to it’s her biz
Now it’s been a month since I saw her
Now here talking cost with my lawyer
So counselor, one thing before we get started, I have to ask:
Can we talk without you wearing that stupid mask!