James wears a mask with the word "MASKESE" written in marker across the top
Photo by James Davis

Please mister please

Does anyone here speak maskese

Trying to make sense of what she said

Everytime I ask I get so afraid

I thought I heard “A wonderful horse’s”

Which was translated to 

“I want a divorce”

You see, I’m not wearing a mask and she is

If she prefers to it’s her biz

Now it’s been a month since I saw her

Now here talking cost with my lawyer

So counselor, one thing before we get started, I have to ask:

Can we talk without you wearing that stupid mask!