A picture of a parot
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The burglar broke into the house and heard this voice and it said, “Jesus is watching, Jesus is watching!” So the burglar looked up at the ceiling for about a minute so that he could get back into the regular routine looking for something to steal. Then he  heard that voice again. “Jesus is watching, Jesus is watching!”

He turned on the flashlight and guess what it was? A talking parrot. He asked, “Who the hell are you?”

The patriot  said, “My name is Moses.”

So the burglar scratched his head and asked, “What nimrod names a talking parrot Moses?”

The parrot said, “That Rottweiler named Jesus is about to take a chunk out of your butt.”