Animal Science, Part 1
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He like dogs and she love cats
She like snakes and he like bats
She love birds and he love fish
She hate pigs, she say they make her sick
He like crabs but he hate lobster
She say shrimp make her go to the doctor
He like cows cause he love beef
She love steak but it get stuck in her teeth
She like squirrels but she love rabbits
She hate bed bugs, can’t let them get in her mattress
She hate spiders and he hate rats
He hate mosquitos and she hate gnats
She like groundhogs and he like gophers
But they don’t like hamsters, they leave a bad odor
She say alligator, he say crocodile
Don’t like raw oysters cause they taste so foul
He like camels and she like sheep.
Every night these d*** crickets wake them up out of their sleep.
She likes swans but he likes eagles
But they love animals, science, and people
Don’t trust sharks ‘cause they eat other sharks for a living
They love each other the way people love puppies and kittens