A Gazillionaire

If I had the money budget
homelessness wouldn’t be an issue.
I’m sick of my homeless people
not even having toilet tissue. 
But that’s just a small problem. 
Try this: Finding somewhere to sleep 
with people always bothering them. 
Stealing their credentials. Stealing their clothes.
Even had my shoes stole! Right off Pweezy soles!! 
But dang, that’s the peoples’ feelings.
So just give me the budget 
and I’ll show you what to do 
with the Real Gazillions.