As soon as I get off the Metro at Woodley Park, I see a million women and men with babies. Oh, they make me feel good!

After I’ve left my job for the day I feel only tired and exhausted for the longest time just thinking about the commute home.

At the end of my commute, though, I am okay. Because I am greeted by a million women and men, babies and big kids. They’re all smiling, as if to say “Well, I guess you made it again.”